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Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

'No, you can't deduct part of your cell as an office.'

'Why, this can't be right -- I'd have to dip into my capital!'

'This may hurt a little.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"What was I thinking?!"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"