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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Lesbian civil partnership.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Romance

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

'Here's MY information highway!'

A heart shaped cake

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

I only have eyes for you

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Cupid and Targets

"I love you, you big fool."

Powerful Love.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."