Information Junkies Pillows

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'Here's MY information highway!'

National Everything Awareness Day

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

Internet Cafe

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

"You should run for president."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Trump returns home

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."