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A watershed event in the life of a computer geek: Hearing the Call of the Information Highway.

Wildlife

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Cellphone Islands

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Travelogue

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Streaming"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"What time is it mentally?"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

WWW.World.com

Stonehenge Books

'Internet access... internet access....'

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."