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A watershed event in the life of a computer geek: Hearing the Call of the Information Highway.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Wildlife

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Cellphone Islands

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Travelogue

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

The Wiki Man.

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"What time is it mentally?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Stonehenge Books

WWW.World.com

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

'Internet access... internet access....'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."