Influencer Chaser Pillows

"This will go viral! We've got marketing-strategies, brand recognition and a bunch of celebrity influencers..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I, TikTok."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Kensington Fluffies

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"She's all over YouTube."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Hollywood or bust!

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

As Seen On TV

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'