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"He's deliciously vintage."

Naomi Campbell

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I, TikTok."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Kensington Fluffies

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"We succumbed to your hype."

Hollywood or bust!

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Frank Zappa

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Skinhead guppy.

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"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

Amy Winehouse