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"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Oymoticons

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Elvis Presley

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"He's deliciously vintage."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Hollywood or bust!

As Seen On TV

'Something that'll get me googled,'

Signing cage.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Eureka!

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Inspiration

Chasing the one big idea

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Leonardo Da Vinci has another day of constant a-ha moments.