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"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Oymoticons

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Hollywood or bust!

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

As Seen On TV

Signing cage.

Eureka!

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Inspiration

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Chasing the one big idea

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"