Inflation Avoider Pillows

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

"I do diet...between snacks."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Food prices.

In the red

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Duel Fuel?

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

UK Economy

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Tel Aviv Tents

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

'Dollar'

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

Mervyn King

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

Gas Prices