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"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

Food prices.

"I do diet...between snacks."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

In the red

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Duel Fuel?

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

UK Economy

Tel Aviv Tents

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

'Dollar'

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

Gas Prices