Infinite Explorer Gifts

"My next topic is infinity."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Big Bang Theory.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

Here be dragons.

"Scuba cow"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Needs to get a life"

The star hunters

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Is this who I am?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'