Infernal Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Nudist speleologists' convention

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Night of the Zombonies.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Needs to get a life"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Turkey Autopsy

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"