Devilish Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Go. Do my bidding."

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

"I wouldn't worry about it too much. It won't effect how evil he'll be."

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry,you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell'

Internal Revenue Central Office.

Two Devils Befriending an Angel.

"I don't care how evil they are, a deal's a deal. You get my soul and I get a permanent third hour substitute teacher."

Jeremy Westbrook. The neighbor from Hell.

"Bad news - heaven didn't go for our time-share proposal."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"The Eggsorcist"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trappist Monk Discord

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."