Devilish Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Go. Do my bidding."

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

"I wouldn't worry about it too much. It won't effect how evil he'll be."

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry,you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell'

Internal Revenue Central Office.

Two Devils Befriending an Angel.

"I don't care how evil they are, a deal's a deal. You get my soul and I get a permanent third hour substitute teacher."

Jeremy Westbrook. The neighbor from Hell.

"Bad news - heaven didn't go for our time-share proposal."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Needs to get a life"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Trappist Monk Discord

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...