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Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

The Philip Marlow family

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Inaction Figure

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

The Family Joules: Part 3

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Pisa Hut.

Heaven

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'The first cocktail.'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Litteratti K9s.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Pardon my glove."

Crime Writer's Society.