Inept Gift Wrappers Pillows

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

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Snowman offering solutions.

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

What do you like most about presents?

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

New York City Rodeo

"It's a wrap!"

Musical sleigh

Christmas.

The art of wrapping.

Santa with an elf.

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

Profiling.

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

Gift Wrap Illusion

Wishing you a very happy christmas

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

Feliz Navidad! From la familia Bermudez.