Industry Underdog Champion Gifts

Little Oil

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Published but unread poet.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

Stop the big guy!

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Balloons vs. Rockets

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"It's just that sometimes, I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!"

"We suck at this."

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

The forgotten Grimm brother

80 Million Euros for a football player.

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'

Resistance.