Industry Revival Dreamer Gifts

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Young Frankenstein"

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Money Plant.

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

Open Source.

Industrial Beautification van

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

Hugs 50 cents

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."