Industrial Visionary Gifts

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Robotic Man

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Industrial Beautification van

"Write about robots."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'