Industrial Visionary Gifts

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Robotic Man

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Write about robots."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'