Futuristic Visionary Gifts

You can put an end to all your phobias by investing in the germ and radiation proof 'kiddysafe'.

Robotic Man

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

AI Safety Officer

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Robot walking pet robot

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

DACA

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Space wants to kill you."