Futuristic Thinker Gifts

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Robot walking pet robot

'Employee drug testing has gone too far.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"We have takeoff."

"Once I'm connected, we should be able to see each other."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Our home is smart, but it's also lazy! It still hasn't cleaned my room."

"You'll be entitled to all company benefits except batteries"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

Gasoline fuel theft

Seances of the future

Eggs- if you drop them, you buy them.

"Hey look - the city finally got some infrastructure funding and upgraded that old bridge!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Nuclear energy.

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

'Ten million years of technology and the aliens don't even have seat belts!'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"I thought the robotic server was amusing until it demanded it's tip in bitcoins."

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"There's the mailman!"

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

'Look, 03229's doing 'the human'. Haven't seen that in a while.'

"Remember, the self-driving feature automatically steers you to the bank when its payment is due!"