Futuristic Thinkers Gifts

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

Year Zero

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Robo-Date Dating Service. We'll have to fix you up before we can fix you up.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"I suppose you're the brains behind the operation"

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Bad Dog!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

A robot makes a binary joke.

Baby Born with a QR code

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

AI Safety Officer

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'