Futuristic Thinkers Gifts

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"I suppose you're the brains behind the operation"

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Bad Dog!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

A robot makes a binary joke.

Baby Born with a QR code

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

AI Safety Officer

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Robot walking pet robot

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'