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"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Robot walking pet robot

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Employee drug testing has gone too far.'

"We have takeoff."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Our home is smart, but it's also lazy! It still hasn't cleaned my room."

Seances of the future

"You'll be entitled to all company benefits except batteries"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Gasoline fuel theft

Eggs- if you drop them, you buy them.

"Hey look - the city finally got some infrastructure funding and upgraded that old bridge!"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Nuclear energy.

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

'Ten million years of technology and the aliens don't even have seat belts!'

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

An advantage of robotic pets.

"Remember, the self-driving feature automatically steers you to the bank when its payment is due!"

New Noah

'Oh good! You fetched a printout of the internet version of the newspaper.'

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

'Look, 03229's doing 'the human'. Haven't seen that in a while.'

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

"There's the mailman!"

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."