Industrial Themes Gifts

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Giant slug attacks a city

Idle parts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Industrial Beautification van

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Opening a can of whoop assets.

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

"It's a plant based solution."

Air freshener - pollution.

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

All set for the summer holiday!

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

Environmental danger.

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Pollution and money

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Would you like a new toy? Kid would prefer a gas mask.

Angel and ecology

Consolidated Musical Instrument Factory

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

Even in manufacturing the creative well can run dry.

ECO gallery

Tree Ahead...

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."