Industrial Skills T-Shirts

'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Motivation to work

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Time Out For Teddy

"He excels at putting out fires."

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Pandora's boxes

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Time Clock

Wildcats Strike.

'You forgot the product label.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Fishing Contest

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Pollution Look

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'