Industrial Skills Pillows

'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'

Motivation to work

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Time Out For Teddy

"He excels at putting out fires."

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Pandora's boxes

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Time Clock

Wildcats Strike.

'You forgot the product label.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Pollution Look

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Fishing Contest

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."