Job Skills Pillows

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

"He excels at putting out fires."

"He's an administrator with terrific empathy."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

How leaders fail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

When Engineers Crack.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

"I like to stay on top of things."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."