"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"
Job Skills T-Shirts
Celebrate mastery and professionalism with our job skills t-shirts. Perfect for anyone who’s proud of their craft, these tees add humor and personality to their daily work wardrobe.
"He excels at putting out fires."
"He's an administrator with terrific empathy."
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
How leaders fail
Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay
"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."
'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
"So, what do you do for play?"
"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."
When Engineers Crack.
'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'
"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"
Keeping all the balls in the air - skills
Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.
"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."
"I see the downsizing continues."
"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."
Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'
"You must be the newly qualified driver."
"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."
'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'
"My assistant will show you the ropes."
'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'
"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."
"I'm good at ticking boxes."
"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."
'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'
"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"
"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"
'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'
"I like to stay on top of things."
How to Do Small Talk??!!
Job Skills T-Shirts Collection
Job Skills Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating job skills—perfect for adding some personality to your morning coffee or tea routine.
Job Skills Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that highlight professional talents—ideal for inspiring a workspace or adding a playful touch at home.
Job Skills Prints
Discover prints that honor job skills and expertise—perfect for decorating a home office or giving as a meaningful gift.