Industrial Incident Aficionado Gifts

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

The first car accident.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

The hall of bad ideas.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Lightbulb Maker

Surgical Appliance Factory

Factory Smoke

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

'You appear to have a major industrial complex.'

"One day son this will all be the banks."

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!