Industrial Estate Insider Gifts

"Ok new guy, you'll love it here: it's not a farm, it's an industrial estate, so, our only duty is to keep the grass down.."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Supermarket Merge

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Redundancies

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

Made redundant from Honda please help

'The music business.'

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"It's a plant based solution."

The Unbearableness of Being Inanimate

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Beating the Averages Mutual Funds Estate.

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

Lunch break.

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

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