Industrial Insights Gifts

Lunch break.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Pandora's boxes

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Supermarket Merge

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Pollution Look

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Made redundant from Honda please help

Redundancies

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'The music business.'

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Excellent photo for the cover of our annual report, Richards. Tell me; which do we make, the cell phone or the umbrella?'

The Unbearableness of Being Inanimate

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."