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"Ok new guy, you'll love it here: it's not a farm, it's an industrial estate, so, our only duty is to keep the grass down.."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Redundancies

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'The music business.'

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"It's a plant based solution."

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Look, they're slowing down.'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Beating the Averages Mutual Funds Estate.

Lunch break.

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

"If the men go on strike, we'll run the plant ourselves. Somewhere find out where it is."

"This won best award show last year."