Indulgent Gourmand Gifts

"Where do you draw the line?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Dessert

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Bangers and Mash

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

God Cooks Up Evolution

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'