Indulgent Dog Parents Pillows

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog walking Human.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'What's founder?'

Dogs

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'