Indoorsy Personality T-Shirts

"Melvin's idea of a winter vacation is to turn up the heat..."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Good News about winter

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

James decided to stay in that night.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Staycation Photos

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'I hate rainy days!'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"It's very indoorsy."

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Pandemic playhouse.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Catching the Sun

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'

'I know a lost cause when I see one.'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"It was a long winter."