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"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Getting to Know You

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

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Cat statues on entrance gate

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'