Indoorsy Personality Gifts

"Melvin's idea of a winter vacation is to turn up the heat..."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Good News about winter

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Staycation Photos

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"It's very indoorsy."

'I hate rainy days!'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Catching the Sun

Pandemic playhouse.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'I know a lost cause when I see one.'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

We never go out anymore.

"It was a long winter."

Bed, Bath and Beyond.