Indoorsy Adventurer Gifts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Moving in

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Vacation Mobile

Desert Island Dating.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Clock Face Golf Set

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"