Indoorsy Adventurer Gifts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Moving in

"You need to stop bottling it up."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Cometh the Cow!

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Phew, that was close."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Vacation Mobile

Desert Island Dating.

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Clock Face Golf Set

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."