Indoor Practice Fan Pillows

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Cat gets a hole in one

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

DIY marriage counseling.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Man practising the violin.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

Decorators at Home

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'