Indoor Sports Fan Pillows

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Office carpets.'

Cat gets a hole in one

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Putting Practice.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts