Indoor Sports Enthusiasts Pillows

Suction-cup marks: Just one of the reasons wall hockey never caught on.

I like the Jets...I guess

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Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Putting Practice.

Cat gets a hole in one

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

James decided to stay in that night.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

A skier and a paraglider

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

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