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'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Amy Winehouse

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

Bruce Willis

"It's very indoorsy."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat