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'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Clock Face Golf Set

Staycation Photos

Frigid Cold

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

Catching the Sun

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Pandemic playhouse.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

We never go out anymore.

"Why can't duvets be square?"

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.