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Welcome to the Team

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

'One carry-on!'

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Frigid Cold

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Bag Lady.

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Commuter X-Ray