Individualist Neighbor Gifts

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I gotta be me!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why bother?"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Protest