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Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

The Lost World: You are Here

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'You've changed.'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Hospital Departments

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'It's Blurred.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."