Career Path Seeker T-Shirts

Henri is embarrassed about working at a discount think tank.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Day one, post grad

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Amateur Palmist

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Wow. You're amazing!

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

'You've both been at this company for the same amount of time, but deciding who gets the promotion was relatively easy.'

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"I'll be right back."

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Palm Reader...

"We don't have anything right now, but we'll put you on standby."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Your ad said you were looking for a people person.'

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

School of Baristas