Career Path Seeker Prints

Henri is embarrassed about working at a discount think tank.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Day one, post grad

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Amateur Palmist

'You've both been at this company for the same amount of time, but deciding who gets the promotion was relatively easy.'

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Wow. You're amazing!

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"I'll be right back."

Palm Reader...

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"We don't have anything right now, but we'll put you on standby."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Your ad said you were looking for a people person.'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).