Index Card Aficionado Pillows

"I've got my white papers down to a 3 x 5."

'How about a game of cards?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Existential Risk

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

Belated Birthday Cards

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

Valentines for Things

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

Diamond Geezer.

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

Dogs playing strip poker.