Independent Pet Amigo Gifts

"I'm not lost. I moved on to better things."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Life's a Bench.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Dam it all

"I yip, therefore I am."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'