Indecisive Musers Gifts

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Expensive greeting cards.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

George Santayana

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

'He may be gone, but his spirit is still with us.'

"Don't quote me on that."

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

Why we always fail.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."